no weenies allowed

ruinedchildhood:

Im the guy on the left

batreaux:

this is my linen closet, *shows you some towels*
and this is my lenin closet *shows you communist propaganda*

threadsinthistapestry:

Old Spice what the fuck

(Source: inthelightinthesound)

fivegum:

My fave celebrity Instagram posts of the day

supercalifergalicious:

lordofthemings:

lordofthemings

Check out this sideboob! Does this sideboob turn you on?

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Well it shouldn’t. Because this is THOR SIDEBOOB

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what do you mean shouldnt

wafflesforstephanie:


You know out of context this looks really horrifying and strange.
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wafflesforstephanie:

You know out of context this looks really horrifying and strange.

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(Source: witchomo)

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(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

gaypee:

when a 90s kid was born, the parents would wrap them in this ceremonial jacket that would grant them the power to skateboard
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gaypee:

when a 90s kid was born, the parents would wrap them in this ceremonial jacket that would grant them the power to skateboard

hitlervevo:

condom commercials should just be videos of kids crying and whining and shouting
if that won’t convince people to use protection, idk what will

(Source: hashtagugly)